2010.04.02 - Wedgied By A Rude Boy
Song: Rude Boy
Artist: Rihanna
Album: Rated R
Release: 2009
Rihanna “Rude Boy”
All day erry day…
She talks about dicks and secks, it doesn’t get any better than that.
[zoz]
Lyrics:
Come here rude boy, boy Can you get it up Come here rude boy, boy Is you big enough Take it, take it Baby, baby Take it, take it Love me, love me Come here rude boy, boy Can you get it up Come here rude boy, boy Is you big enough Take it, take it Baby, baby Take it, take it Love me, love me Tonight I’mma let you be the captain Tonight I’mma let you do your thing, yeah Tonight I’mma let you be a rider Giddy up Giddy up Giddy up, babe Tonight I’mma let it be fire Tonight I’mma let you take me higher Tonight Baby we can get it on, yeah we can get it on, yeah Do you like it boy I wa-wa-want What you wa-wa-want Give it to me baby Like boom, boom, boom What I wa-wa-want Is what you wa-wa-want Na, na-aaaah Come here rude boy, boy Can you get it up Come here rude boy, boy Is you big enough Take it, take it Baby, baby Take it, take it Love me, love me Come here rude boy, boy Can you get it up Come here rude boy, boy Is you big enough Take it, take it Baby, baby Take it, take it Love me, love me Tonight I’mma give it to you harder Tonight I’mma turn your body out Relax Let me do it how I wanna If you got it I need it And I’mma put it down Buckle up I’mma give it to you stronger Hands up We can go a little longer Tonight I’mma get a little crazy Get a little crazy, baby Do you like it boy I wa-wa-want What you wa-wa-want Give it to me baby Like boom, boom, boom What I wa-wa-want Is what you wa-wa-want Na, na-aaaah Come here rude boy, boy Can you get it up Come here rude boy, boy Is you big enough Take it, take it Baby, baby Take it, take it Love me, love me Come here rude boy, boy Can you get it up Come here rude boy, boy Is you big enough Take it, take it Baby, baby Take it, take it Love me, love me I like the way you touch me there I like the way you pull my hair Babe, if I don’t feel it I ain’t faking No, no I like when you tell me kiss it there I like when you tell me move it there So giddy up Time to giddy up You say you’re a rude boy Show me what you got now Come here right now Take it, take it Baby, baby Take it, take it Love me, love me Come here rude boy, boy Can you get it up Come here rude boy, boy Is you big enough Take it, take it Baby, baby Take it, take it Love me, love me Come here rude boy, boy Can you get it up Come here rude boy, boy Is you big enough Take it, take it Baby, baby Take it, take it Love me, love me Love me Love me Love me Love me Love me Love me Take it, take it Baby, baby Take it, take it Love me, love me Love me Love me Love me Love me Love me Love me Take it, take it Baby, baby Take it, take it Love me, love me
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2009.09.16 - Wedgied By A Frenchy
Song: French Navy
Artist: Camera Obscura
Album: My Maudlin Career
Release: 2009
The French Navy, officially the Marine nationale (National Navy) and often called La Royale is the maritime arm of the French military. It consists of a full range of vessels, from patrol boats to guided missile frigates, and operates one nuclear aircraft carrier and ten nuclear submarines.
The motto of the French Navy is Honneur, Patrie, Valeur, Discipline (“Honour, Fatherland, Valour, Discipline”). These words are found on the deck of every ship of the Navy. [Wikipedia]
Lyrics:
Spent a week in a dusty library Waiting for some words to jump at me We met by a trick of fate French navy my sailor mate We met by the moon on a silvery lake You came my way Said, I want you to stay You and your dietary restrictions Said you loved me with a lot of convention I was waiting to be struck by lightning Waiting for somebody exciting Like you Oh, the thing that you do You make me go uuuh With the things that you do (you do, you do) I wanted to control it But love, I couldn’t hold it I wanted to control it But love, I couldn’t hold it I’ll be criticized for lending out my eye I was criticized for letting you break my heart Why would a stand disappoint unless Fooling all but I’m more than dead love Uuuh with the looks Oh tender boy, Ooh, with the looks, the looks, the looks I wanted to control it But love, I couldn’t hold it I wanted to control it But love, I couldn’t hold it Relationships were something I used to do Convince me they are better for me and you We met by a trick of fate French Navy, my sailor I wanted to control it But love, I couldn’t hold it I wanted to control it But love, I couldn’t hold it
2009.08.27 - Wedgied By Somebody
Song: Use Somebody
Artist: Kings of Leon
Album: Only By The Night
Release: 2009
From Jesus to Jonas…
There is no reason for this wedgie - Kings of Leon have been the biggest disappointment(s) of 2009. They fucking sold-out: cut hair (check), clean shaven (check), make shitty music (check). If ‘somebody’ was used, it’s their fans from albums past. This album is virtually unlistenable. ‘Notion’ might be the worst song on the radio and that includes anything by Modest Mouse.
Lyrics:
I’ve been roaming around always lookin down at all I see. Painted faces fill the places I can’t reach. You know that I could use somebody You know that I could use somebody Someone like you And all you know and how you speak Countless lovers undercover of the street You know that I could use somebody You know that I could use somebody Someone like you Off in the night while you live it up I’m off to sleep Waging wars to shake the poet and the beat I hope it’s gonna make you notice I hope it’s gonna make you notice Someone like me Someone like me Someone like me Somebody (Go and let it out) Someone like you Somebody Someone like you Somebody Someone like you Somebody I’ve been roaming around always lookin down at all I see
2009.08.26 - Wedgied Till ‘Red’-assed
Song: True Stories
Artist: Datarock
Album: Red
Release: 2009
Norway’s Datarock makes no secret of its love for Talking Heads on the tribute track ‘True Stories’. But one can’t help wondering how many of today’s music fans can spot the song’s allusions. Take a shot at it anyway, and impress us with your intimate knowledge of Heads lore. Our informal math caught at least five song titles, and we’re big fans of the innovative art-pop pioneers. [Wired]
Editor Note: Song Wedgie is not a fan of the Talking Heads.
Lyrics:
Born under punches, cross eyed and painless Slippery people, I’m not In Love Houses In Motion, a Road To Nowhere Once In A Lifetime, I’m Not In Love Don’t Worry About The Government The Democratic Circus Cause Mommy Daddy You and I Are Burning Down The House Heeey! Heeeey! Heeeey! Heeey! Psycho Killer, radiohead Television Man, I’m Not In Love Puzzling Evidence, Seen and Not Seen This Must Be The Place I’m Not In Love Don’t Worry ‘Bout The Government The Democratic Circus Cause Mommy Daddy You and I Are Burning Down The House I Get wild, Wild Gravity Wild Wild Life, The Big Country Don’t Worry ‘Bout The Government The Democratic Circus Cause Mommy Daddy You and I Are Burning Down The House I Get Wild, Wild Gravity Wild Wild Life, The Big Country
2009.08.23 - Wedgied Getting My Leather On
Song: Zero
Artist: Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Album: It’s Blitz!
Release: 2009
The cover of the Yeah Yeah Yeah’s third LP It’s Blitz! features a striking high-speed camera-captured image of Karen O’s hand smashing a raw egg, sending its innards flying out in the shape of a Y. Karen O’s ‘Zero’ is an offer to us: to purposefully make ourselves blank slates—to assert agency in the interest of anonymity—while at the same time wholly giving ourselves over to the social. In other words, no one’s gonna ask our names, but we’d still better find out where they want us to go. [marathonpacks]
Lyrics:
Shake it like a ladder to the sun Makes me feel like a madman on the run Find me, never, never far gone So get your leather, leather, leather on, on, on, on Your zero What’s your name? No one’s going to ask you Better find out where they want you to go Try and hit the spot Get to know it in the dark Get to know it whether you’re Crying, crying, crying, oh, oh Can you climb, climb, climb higher? Shake it like a ladder to the sun Makes me feel like a madman on the run No you’re never, never far gone So get your leather, leather, leather on, on, on, on Your zero What’s your name? No one’s going to ask you Better find out where they want you to go Try and hit the spot Get to know it in the dark Get to know it whether you’re Crying, crying, crying, oh, oh Can you climb, climb, climb higher? Was it the cure? Shellshock! Was it the cure? Hope not! Was it the cure? Shellshock! Was it the cure? What’s your name? Your zero What’s your name? No one’s going to ask you Better find out where they want you to go Try and hit the spot Get to know it in the dark Get to know it whether you’re Crying, crying, crying, oh, oh Can you climb, climb, climb higher? Was it the cure? Shellshock! Was it the cure? Hope not! Was it the cure? Shellshock! Was it the cure? Hope not! What’s your name? What’s your name? What’s your name? What’s your name? What’s your name? What’s your name? What’s your name?
2009.08.10 - Wedgied With A Hammer
Song: Help I’m Alive
Artist: Metric
Album: Fantasies
Release: 2009
I’ve had this song in my head for at least 3 days now. Emily Haines’ voice is incredibly sexxxy in this cut. Any woman talking/singing about a hammer is a plus. Fantasies was released in Canada by Last Gang Records. Last Gang artist lineup includes MSTRKRFT, Chromeo, The New Pornographers, Crystal Castles, and Death From Above 1979.
Lyrics:
I tremble Theyre gonna eat me alive If I stumble Theyre gonna eat me alive Can you hear my heart beating like a hammer, beating like a hammer Help, Im alive, my heart keeps beating like a hammer Hard to be soft, tough to be tender Come take my pulse, the pace is on a runaway train Help, Im alive, my heart keeps beating like a hammer, beating like a hammer If youre still alive My regrets are few. If my life is mine, what shouldnt I do? I get wherever Im going, I get whatever I need while my bloods still flowing and my heart still beats. Help, Im alive, my heart keeps beating like a hammer Hard to be soft, tough to be tender Come take my pulse, the pace is on a runaway train Help, Im alive, my heart keeps beating like a hammer, beating like a hammer Help, Im alive, my heart keeps beating like a hammer.
2009.08.06 - Wedgied By An Out of Work Actor
Song: Actor Out of Work
Artist: St. Vincent
Album: Actor
Release: 2009
I’ve had this song stuck in my head for days now. It was the last song I heard before I got out of the Elemental. It was stuck in my head whilst taking me a dump. It was stuck whilst folding my clothes. It was in my head when I awoke the next morn. It was repeating so often that changed the lyrics to ‘an emo out of work’ - I have a fascination with emos. Have you ever seen an emo working? Didn’t think so.
Lyrics:
You’re a supplement, your a salve, You’re a bandage, pull it off I can quit you, cut it out. You’re a patient, iron lung. You’re a cast signed broken arm You’re an actor out of work You’re a liar and that’s the truth You’re an extra lost in the scene. Oooohhhh You’re a boxer in the ring With brass knuckles underneath You’re the curses through my teeth You’re the laughter you’re the obscene. Oooohhhh You’re a supplement, your a salve, You’re a bandage, pull it off. I think I love you I think I’m mad. You’re a cast signed broken arm You’re an actor out of work I think I love you I think I’m mad. You’re a boxer in the ring With brass knuckles underneath I think I love you I think I’m mad.
2009.08.04 - Wedgied At Lunch
Song: Kingdom of Rust
Artist: Doves
Album: Kingdom of Rust
Release: 2009
The title, Kingdom of Rust, brings me back to Detroit. Fuck calling it the ‘Renaissance City’ or the ‘Motor City’ - it’s the ‘Kingdom of Rust’. Once shiny and vibrant, the ‘Paris of the West’- it’s now the ‘Kingdom of Rust’. Substitute ‘blackbirds flew’ for ‘white flight’, ‘the road back to Preston’ to ‘the street back to Trenton’, ‘stolen heart’ for ‘stolen car’, and its a description that fits. My god!
Lyrics:
I hear a sound, a sound above my head Distant sound of thunder, moving out on the moor Blackbirds flew in and to the cooling towers I’ll pack my bags Thinking of one of those hours With you, waiting for you My god, it takes an ocean of trust In the Kingdom of Rust I long to feel some beauty in my heart As I go searching, right to the start Hmmm The road back to Preston Was jutted out in snow As I went looking for that stolen heart For you, waiting for you My god, it takes an ocean of trust Takes an effort it does My god, it takes an ocean of trust It’s in the Kingdom of Rust Oooow in the Kingdom of Rust I long to feel that wince in my heart As I went looking I couldn’t stop Now I’m waiting for you Ooohh …………. I know it takes an ocean of trust In the Kingdom of Rust
2009.07.30 - Wedgied At Gun Point
Song: Percussion Gun
Artist: White Rabbits
Album: It’s Frightening
Release: 2009
An energetic indie-rock sextet, White Rabbits became an underground phenomenon upon the release of 2007’s Fort Nightly. Winning over fans with its energetic live shows — thanks in part to its unusual two-drummer lineup and tours with the likes of The Walkmen and Spoon. Intense rhythms and sweeping, melodic choruses typify White Rabbits’ catchy and often sinister sound; the band seamlessly merges tinkling piano riffs and heavy-handed guitars, transforming once-straightforward pop hooks into something more adventurous. [NPR]
Lyrics:
Well how do you do? A kiss on the cheek It’s been a while So I’ll just beg, borrow And steal all your time We’ll call it dignified Well now it all seems to be cut and dry So I know which way to run You’re tired my love I feel the same Well take it from me What else could you do? Ah where do you get off And how can I get there, too? All your time well call it dignify Well now it all seems to be cut and dry So I know which way to run You’re tired my love I feel the same, ah You’ll never come back My god cant you see that I know which way to run You’re tired my love I feel the same The Lebanon won’t speak my name Well everyone’s saying rise and shine It might not be true romance is fine Cause I know which way to run You’re tired my love I feel the same The Lebanon wont speak my name We’re leaving this we’re jumping ship Ah just give me a piece of mind Cause I…
2009.07.28 - Wedgied In The Shower
Song: I’ve Got Friends
Artist: Manchester Orchestra
Album: Mean Everything To Nothing
Release: 2009
Manchester Orchestra are bunch of Jesus Freaks from the ‘burbs of Atlanta. Like so many other heart-on-the-sleeve indie acts, Manchester Orchestra is more about a boy who created a band around a fixed idea — himself — than about a functioning band that already happened to exist. Manchester Orchestra is a vehicle for the musings of its frontman, Andy Hull, who is himself a vehicle for a host of influences ranging from early Built to Spill to Elliott Smith to Death Cab for Cutie — admittedly, not an outrageously broad range. Hull has the trebly, perpetually aggrieved voice of Death Cab’s Ben Gibbard and an affinity for Woody Allen, biblical theology and sweeping jams, not necessarily in that order. [NPR]
Lyrics:
Dirt in the ground is what I need I got another one to tell you and another one to make you believe pity in the grass tried to be the one you needed when I told you that you wanted something bigger than me I’ve got friends in all the right places I know what they want and I know they don’t want me to stay I said that I’ve got friends in all the right places I know what they want and I know they don’t want me to stay ‘cause you are not alive when I need you I need it quickly in case you never know I can’t play where I’m not supposed to anyway dirt in the ground is what I see I need another reason why I need another reason, tell me to breathe the dirtier the sound, the best I breathe I tried to do it all for you it didn’t do anything for me ‘cause I’ve got friends in all the right places I know what they want and I know they don’t want me to stay I’ve got friends in all the right places I know what they want and I know they don’t want me to stay and you and I will find that when I need you I need it quickly in fact, you’ll never know I’ve got friends in all the right places I know what they want and I know they don’t want me to stay I said that I’ve got friends in all the right places I know what they want and I know they don’t want me to stay
