Song Wedgie

Song: Hokus Pokus
Artist: Insane Clown Posse
Album: The Great Milenko
Release: 1997

Like Violent J, Song Wedgie is back like a vertebrae! I’ve emerged from my long Song Wedgie coma. In honour of the previous stated lyric, the first entry of 2010 is ICP’s Hokus Pokus. Early this year, zoz was intiated into the Juggalo family by getting clocked in melon with a 2-liter of Faygo at the ICP show in Detoit. FYI: In case of another extended absence, I’ve opened up this forum to all of you[s]. So, you can now submit your own Song Wedgies!

Lyrics:
Serial slaughtering stranglers Jugular juggling juggalos Folded, fat, floppy-tittied freaks I C fuckin P’s in the haugh Abracadabra boom shacka dae Im Violent J and Im back like a vertebrae And I come with a hat full of tricks Trunk full of Faygo, car full of fat chicks Hahahahahahahaha, fuck you Wicked clowns, we’d like to say whats up to The Cobra’s, X-men, and Counts, And everybody with clown love Even sets I’ve never heard of Roll into town, and out with the big top Four cards down, and two more still to drop And when it does, I’ll pack up and hit the road Cuz I don’t wanna see your head explode Toss me an axe, and I’ll toss you a dead chicken Add a buck, you get a two-liter wit em And when the genie says on with the show It’s hokus pokus jokers, Great Milenko (Once again, the psychotic carnival creatures in the haugh) Hokus pokus, joker’s ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride (Southwest slithering snakes of darkness come) Hokus pokus, joker’s ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride Shazam BAM, shocka locka lokey Shaggy the clown back like scoliosis Call me a psycho-skitso freak And I’ll call you by your name ( dickanus) Cuz I can give two shits and a fuck I bounce down Verner in a popcorn clown truck I’m a circus ninja southwest voodoo wizard I grab your gizzard Jump on the carpet let’s take a spin Everybody’s waitin for the show to begin Up to the top, by the neck, and let ya go Try to land in a glass of Faygo Uh, you suck you missed the fuckin glass Broke ya neck, and busted yo fuckin ass But the genie says on with the show Hokus Pokus Jokers, Great Milenko (What awaits you after death, rub the lamp and explore) Hokus pokus, joker’s ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride (Enter Milenko’s Fun House, walk right through the wretched hall) Hokus pokus, joker’s ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride Fuck em all, fuck em all, Clown dawg, freak dawg Joker dawg, Milenko dawg (Fidgets of joker’s cards blasting in your mother’s face) Hokus pokus, joker’s ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride Rude boy and Chunky down wit the clown First time we ever went to Mexican Town I remember, we couldn’t pay the bill, they got hot And beat us down in the fuckin parkin lot Tall Jess, Jump Steady, and Nate the Mack Tagged ICP by the train tracks And it was on, the dawn of a new day Magical carpets grippin down the freeway Walked in a gypsy’s tent with a food stamp And walked out with a magical limp, yeah I met Milenko, he gave me three wishes That night, I fucked three fat bitches Then get the fuck with it, forget it I’ll rip your face off, and wipe my ass with it When the genie says on with the show Hokus pokus, jokers, Great Milenko (Climb aboard our magic train and join us inside) Hokus pokus, joker’s ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride (Fifty-two villians, hammered town, the show must go on) Hokus pokus, joker’s ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride (Giant ladies, bearded ladies, midger ladies, ladies!) Hokus pokus, joker’s ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride (Clowns of darkness and underneath them comes the cloud) Hokus pokus, joker’s ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride Fuck Dat!