French People Suck By The Meatmen
Song Wedgie Hall of Fame
Song: French People Suck
Artist: The Meatmen
Album: Rock ‘N’ Roll Juggernaut
Release: 1986
My previous post of ‘French Navy’ by Camera Obscura, prompted me to make another induction into the Song Wedgie Hall of Fame. Sticking with the ‘French’ theme, I’m proud to induct The Meatmen’s ‘French People Suck’. I’ve been singing this song since the second grade, which is the same year it was released. Short, to the point, and most will agree - French People Suck!
Lyrics:
French People Suck French people suck I just gotta say Made the jet fighters Go out of their way Hating Yankees too much Those beret-headed nuts. They can stick the Eiffel Tower Straight up their butts Last time I flew Air France Played a tune on my Uzi And made the sissies dance Killed a hundred or more And I had a ball Those freakin’ frog suckers Be the death of us all French people suck French people suck French people suck French people can suck my…
Enjoy! by The Descendents
Song Wedgie Hall of Fame
Song: Enjoy!
Artist: The Descendents
Album: Enjoy!
Release: 1986
As kids, my brothers and I would sing this song all the time. Usually, after ripping a big fart. For reasons unknown, we made up are own lyrics: ‘Smell my fart - enjoy! Make the most of my butt-toast’ and ‘smell my fart and enjoy it’. Till this day I still sing this song with the incorrect lyric of ‘smell my fart - enjoy’. Enjoy! Indeed, enjoy!
Lyrics:
Flatulation punctuates the still night air And I thank God you’re here I queefed - Enjoy Make the most of my butt-toast Enjoy my good friends - Enjoy The laces of my shoes unlock the mystery Come and share a treat with me I can’t recall the last time I washed my feet We’re in for a treat Here’s my shoes - Enjoy And here’s my socks - Enjoy Make the most of my toe toast Enjoy, my good friends - Enjoy Flatulation punctuates the still night air And I thank God you’re here I queefed - Enjoy Smell my feces - Enjoy Sniff my ass whilst I pass gas Enjoy my good friends - Enjoy
