Enjoy! by The Descendents

Song Wedgie Hall of Fame
Song: Enjoy!
Artist: The Descendents
Album: Enjoy!
Release: 1986
As kids, my brothers and I would sing this song all the time. Usually, after ripping a big fart. For reasons unknown, we made up are own lyrics: ‘Smell my fart - enjoy! Make the most of my butt-toast’ and ‘smell my fart and enjoy it’. Till this day I still sing this song with the incorrect lyric of ‘smell my fart - enjoy’. Enjoy! Indeed, enjoy!
Lyrics:
Flatulation punctuates the still night air And I thank God you’re here I queefed - Enjoy Make the most of my butt-toast Enjoy my good friends - Enjoy The laces of my shoes unlock the mystery Come and share a treat with me I can’t recall the last time I washed my feet We’re in for a treat Here’s my shoes - Enjoy And here’s my socks - Enjoy Make the most of my toe toast Enjoy, my good friends - Enjoy Flatulation punctuates the still night air And I thank God you’re here I queefed - Enjoy Smell my feces - Enjoy Sniff my ass whilst I pass gas Enjoy my good friends - Enjoy