French People Suck By The Meatmen

The Meatmen - Rock 'N' Roll Juggernaut

Song Wedgie Hall of Fame

Song: French People Suck
Artist: The Meatmen
Album: Rock ‘N’ Roll Juggernaut
Release: 1986

My previous post of ‘French Navy’ by Camera Obscura, prompted me to make another induction into the Song Wedgie Hall of Fame. Sticking with the ‘French’ theme, I’m proud to induct The Meatmen’s ‘French People Suck’. I’ve been singing this song since the second grade, which is the same year it was released. Short, to the point, and most will agree - French People Suck!

Lyrics:
French People Suck French people suck I just gotta say Made the jet fighters Go out of their way Hating Yankees too much Those beret-headed nuts. They can stick the Eiffel Tower Straight up their butts Last time I flew Air France Played a tune on my Uzi And made the sissies dance Killed a hundred or more And I had a ball Those freakin’ frog suckers Be the death of us all French people suck French people suck French people suck French people can suck my…